Bill Cotterell column in the Tallahassee Democrat:
Cops, politicians and journalists sometimes use a cliche — “You can’t make this stuff up” — when they run into some novel or startling plot twists or game-changing surprises in events they’re describing.
It’s usually a bit of an exaggeration. But once, not long ago, Tallahassee was the center of a high-stakes legal drama, political struggle and media circus that defied description. And the weird thing was that everybody knew how it would end but couldn’t say so with any confidence.
A few blocks downhill from the towering state Capitol, where it all happened, Florida State University’s law school recently held a two-day conference about Bush vs. Gore. That was the case that captivated the nation for 36 days after the 2000 presidential election.
Of course, Republican George W. Bush defeated Democrat Al Gore by 537 votes out of more than 6 million cast statewide — and won the presidency by locking up Florida’s 25 electoral votes.

FSU’s 25th anniversary conference brought together many of the lawyers who argued for Gore and Bush from circuit courts to the nation’s highest tribunal. Also, it included state and county elections officers who labored with Florida’s haphazard voting systems, campaign consultants on both sides and many of the political junkies infesting Tallahassee. There was also a sprinkling of fresh-faced students who weren’t born when the presidency was decided by the men and women presenting orderly, scholarly panel discussions.
The dignified academic event focused on stuff like deadlines for legal filings, the official distinction between an election “challenge” and election “contest,” the criteria for determining voter intent when a ballot was not clearly marked and the certification of results. But such arcane details couldn’t capture the rollicking adventure of the time itself.
Laws are made with the expectation that things work well. This election didn’t. …