“Here’s the deal….However she feels, Supreme Court justices are not supposed to influence our presidential elections until there is a recount in Florida.”
—Stephen Colbert on the Late Show
New Yorker:
Welcome to your state’s Board of Elections Web site, brought to you by a Republican-controlled legislature! Here you can find useful information pertaining to our new voter-I.D. election law. First and foremost, we’d like to thank our friends… Continue reading
The Onion offers a list of pro’s (including “Less time-consuming form of discrimination than literacy test”) and cons (“Doesn’t completely eliminate possibility of undesirable populations from voting”).
Jimmy Kimmel.
My favorite part is the voter reporting to pay not $5—but $10—to cast a ballot.
Then there’s the voting system that you can vote by blinking your eyes.
Check out the “I Lied” stickers.
“I’m the only candidate up here who is not a billionaire. I don’t have a Super PAC. I don’t even have a back pack. I carry my stuff around loose in my arms like a professor, you know, between classes.… Continue reading