“I’m the only candidate up here who is not a billionaire. I don’t have a Super PAC. I don’t even have a back pack. I carry my stuff around loose in my arms like a professor, you know, between classes. I own one pair of underwear– that’s it. Some of these billionaires they got three, four pairs. And I don’t have a dryer. I have to dry my clothes on the radiator. So who do you want as president? One of these Washington insiders, or a guy with one pair of underwear that he dries on his radiator? BernieSanders.com, check it out, it’s a mess.”
–“Bernie Sanders” (Larry David), in SNL’s Democratic Debate satire.